Laughter, the Best Medicine
(October 2008)
(It Energizes your Immune System!)

General Calculus

 "Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."


Source: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html
 

Earthquarks

Q: What did the post doctorate study when he changed fields from particle physics to geology?

A: Earthquarks.

Source: 

http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/miscellaneousjokes.html