Laughter, the Best Medicine
(Sept 15-19, 2008)
(It Energizes your Immune System!)

0 and 8

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Source: http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nicolaus Copernicus: Despite the evidence of you senses I can show that it is mathematically simpler to describe it as the road passing under the chicken.

C. J. Doppler:  For its effect on passer-bys.